I Chose This Costume Because It Was Already Tarnished...

Reason being? Already showed you-in a sense-what you're gonna get and told you the reason behind it; said reason being that me getting it for you should help you feel like you're an official member-reserve or not. Also figured it should be official in more ways than one. So...once again:

1...2...3...! Happy Birthday, Kara!

(imitates cheering that could've/would've been performed by Conner and Bart)

Now...what's the deal with that show a certain ruler informed the entire world certain few people about?